THEhavocROOM

"CAW!"

"I told you about that fuckin' bird."

"Yeah. Mortal combat with unseen forces: I should deprive myself of telepathic information to spare you irritation..."

"CAW!"

"...from cheeping."

"Hello, my name is John and I am from Cincinatti."

"I gotta take a huge dumperoo."

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"For fuck's sake. Dickstein."

"It's me! Meyer Dickstein!"

"Don't I fuckin' know who you are? and doesn't that sign at your balls say CLOSED?"

"Does your father have a father, John?"

"My father has a father."

"What's your father's father's name?"

"Father."

"Like George Foreman and his kids."

"Like George Foreman."

"Fuckin' care if some latté sippin' bisexual college student reading about Justin Timberlake in Rolling Stone thinks I'm a psycho racist cracker? Fuck Nein. I'd give my life for any brother in here. I know any one of them'd do the same for me. Y'think it matters if I call fuckin' T a nigger?" ::laugh:: "I fuckin' obsess over that big dark green marine, 'n' his big ol' beautiful nigger dick." ::laughing:: "I obsess over all my dirty spic bitches here."

"And I obsess over this fuckin' cracker-ass inbred racist peckerwood fuck. I don't know why I do, dawg. But I do."

"'Cause I'm pretty and I shave my balls. Wanna touch 'em, reporter?"

"Nein. Thanks."

"Oh, Posterity. You will never know how much it cost us to preserve your freedom. I hope that you will make a good use of it. If you do not, I shall repent in Heaven that I ever took half the pains to preserve it."

"Hey, Duberstein! Yeah. Yeah, I'm talkin' to you. What kinda lowlife are you? What kinda asshole are you?"

"Just--whoa whoa whoa whoa. Okay okay, let's just calm down mow. We're gettin' ourself all worked up for Nein reason, baby."

"Nein Nein. Don't 'baby' me. Don't calm me down. Listen, I'm so pissed off I could put this hat up your ass."

"Let's just relax here. All right--"

"What's this bullshit with the hat?!"

"Put the hat back on your head."

"You made a chump outta me!"

"Nein Nein Nein Nein Nein."

"If only there were a... a horrible name! that I could call you, that would make you as angry as I am! ......Wha? ...Oh g'yeea--yugh! Ahhaie!"